Stan Geiger

El Tigre

So Tiger Woods pulled out of his driveway in the wee hours of the morning and promptly smashed his Cadillac into a tree. One would first suspect the man was drunk. The cops say no. But that’s all we know at this point because Tiger ain’t talkin’---and neither is the wife.

I wonder what might happen if I left my little apartment, crashed my car into a tree, went to the hospital for a quick check and went home, then told the cops that showed up at my door to buzz off. Do you think that would work for me?

I sincerely doubt it. But then, I’m not a billionaire golfer.

That point aside, what happened? What might have prompted Tiger---if he wasn’t drunk---to lose control of his car and drive into a tree as he was leaving his residence?

It should be no surprise to learn I have a theory.

Wifey claims she smashed a window with a golf club so she might help Tiger out of the car. I’m figuring maybe not.

I think Tiger and wifey got into a discussion about Tiger’s newest pussy factory. Tiger got into his car in an effort to split the scene. Wifey pursued, with a golf club in her hands. She busted the window as Tiger sought to move down the road. That made him lose control and hit the tree.

How’s that?

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