Stan Geiger

An Historic Battle

The stage in the governor's race is set. It's the wannabe MILF versus the fat chick. Is this a race for governor of a state or a race for student council president? Dude.

The media is touting this as an historic moment for Oklahoma. Two women are matched in the governor's race, and that naturally means we will have a female governor for the first time. I would dispute that claim, however.

We've had a female governor for the last several years. His name is Brad Henry. We elected a woman as governor way back in the '70s. His name is David Boren.

Don't get your panties too awfully wadded up, folks. A man's gotta have a little fun from time to time.

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